The After Lodge Podcast

Episode 110 - Jason's Odyssey

  • Tony doges service of process all week
  • Harlan discovers his unborn son is missing a penis - renames his home to "Harlan's Harem"
  • How long can a podcast run? Leo LaPorte has been at it for 16 years
  • Nick At Night mash-up
  • Freemasonry - watch the social media . . . unlike Josh
  • Producer Bruce purchases a tract of land on the moon
  • Jason tells the . . . longest . . . story . . . ever
  • Tony interrupts story time to discuss if time is linear
  • How often should a Lodge meet? Harlan gives the "approved solution"
  • We realize that the Chaplain wasn't here last week
  • Can I join? Can I join? Can I? Can I?!
  • Christianity and Freemasonry - why did the devil worshiping stereotype change? Was it us?
  • What would you do for a cheeseburger? Bruce meets some ladies to find out
  • /u/jynxbunny - sex and Freemasonry?
  • Jason explains why Mexican cartels are his personal boogeyman
  • Finally . . . after an entire day . . . we put an end to it
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Episode 109 - Zionist . . . Crusaders?

Episode 108 - Uncomfortably Numb

Episode 107 - Zip Code Envy

  • The solid sheets of ice are finally gone
  • "A pox be upon you" . . . Harlan's fun-house
  • Harlan attempted to move in next to Producer Bruce . . . Bruce sabotaged the effort
  • Producer finally got his PC working!
  • Commercial Break - We go haggle with Carnies
  • C.B. joins us
  • Why we fail as commercial negotiators
  • Tony may have Tuberculosis
  • The Chaplain is banned from yet more hotels
  • Our annual chili cook off is next week, more foul play is afoot again
  • Video games with references to Freemasonry
  • We discuss the largest gaming tech let-down in history
  • Should your Lodge feed the homeless? Fire and brimstone!
  • Homosexual couples in the same Lodge?
  • We de-rail topics to see how long it takes to get R.W. Grand Censor Bob to come back
  • Jeff Peace . . . again
  • Clandyland, who is next now that Jeff has taken his ball and gone home?
  • Appropriate venues for Masonic debate (hint: it's not memorial posts) - "You're not wrong . . . you're just an asshole"
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Episode 106 - (Re-Release 10) You're Doing it Wrong

Episode 105 - Canadian Tilers

  • Jason discovers Nipples' monitor lost in the Lodge 3-4 weeks after he is raised
  • Happy New Year! Another year to dash our hopes and dreams on the rocks
  • Fast and Furious teenagers are now on the run from Jason
  • Harlan and Bruce discuss alternative means of revenge on said teenagers
  • The Chaplain's internship is terminated
  • Why do you love the Craft?
  • Initiation fees . . . too high? Socialized fees in Canada!
  • Canadian polar bears tile their lodges
  • The Chaplain brings Mrs. Chaplain with an absence note - the crew asks how she does it
  • Christmas parties in January?
  • Should we host an After Lodge telethon? No.
  • Scheduling around younger members . . .the big secret - maybe you're not actually wanted
  • Our big take-off-work-all-day Tuesday Lodge event - scheduled for the benefit of young men
  • The Chaplain advocates his recruiting campaign for more senior members
  • Colonel Brian joins us to discuss the 2B1ASK1 campaign and skirting the law during the Jewish Sabbath
  • Harlan endorses Jason's joke ideas and shoots down the serious ones
  • Can communists be regular Freemasons? Long answer: probably not. Short answer: no.
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Episode 104 - After Christmas Fallout

  • Welcome to the After Christmas Podcast!
  • Harlan is having "Irish Twins" or Jewish twins . . . or something like that - he's pregnant (again)!
  • Jason offers parental advice on multiple children - he has two only children
  • /u/The_Past_Master meets Master Mason Nipples . . . on Facebook
  • Mytos kicks Harlan from the IRC channel
  • What's really going to kill Freemasonry: not declining membership, not admitting women, etc. It's Facebook!
  • Why we really need to stop trolling Apprentices and Fellows about stealing things
  • Jason Jr. delivers his best Christmas Gift ever
  • Zippo hand warmer for Jason, class action suit in the works
  • Producer Bruce's new computer saga continues
  • More hating on Best Buy
  • Star Wars nerding out
  • Why Jason celebrates Wookiee Life Day
  • How to explain the Freemasonry connection to Templarism, Illuminism, etc. in few words
  • Producer Bruce recites the scripts to Nicholas Cage movies
  • Making masons as a group project - why it's a terrible idea
  • Who is Jeff Peace?
  • Producer Bruce, our Senior Warden, unveils his "Master Plan" to keep purple people eaters away
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Episode 103 - Mensch On A Bench

  • Show of lies!
  • The Chaplain is already getting his After Lodge title
  • Chaplain Jr. is installed as new Master - judicious use of the gavel
  • An ash tray full of nails was shattered; but the lox was saved!
  • Jason spoils Jar Jar Binks' Sith appearance in the new Star Wars movie
  • Harlan's After Lodge Hanukkah gift is awesome!
  • How the Chaplain trolls his in-laws
  • Worshipless Producer Bruce builds his new P.C. - it doesn't work
  • Bruce kills Harlan's dream prank on Installation Night
  • Jason takes screenshots of draft Lodge minutes
  • Why you should specify "Masonic" when introducing widows
  • Jason is now allergic to just about everything - no joke
  • Freemasonry in the post-human era
  • Modernizing Freemasonry, not always a good idea
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Episode 102 - Show of Lies!

Episode 101 - The Big Reunion Show

  • It's a 100th episode reunion . . . on episode 101
  • Big Matt takes a seat at the table
  • Friend of the Show Jack brings treats - real Knickerbuddy bars! With free dues cards!
  • Half-Sack joins us, with a trailer of Corporate Companies
  • The crew helps Harlan get in the Christmas spirit - with Hanukkah gifts
  • Ass. Producer Marshall speaks the unspeakable to Jason
  • How to play with a Dreidel
  • Harlan dances for joy and nobody had a video
  • Canada Dry sends a congratulatory letter to the After Lodge Crew
  • The Chaplain shows up in a Santa Clause suit (really!!)
  • Truman shows up to share hugs and touches
  • R.W. Landscaper Josh departs and Friend of the Show Jack produces a taser
  • We offer a sincere apology to the M.W. Has-Been for his missing invite (It's all Worshipless Producer Bruce's fault)
  • Dad jokes!
  • We uncover our voice-mail box!
  • Deacon Doug re-visits to discuss Obama, Muslims, gun-control, and the poor plight of the white man in 'murca
  • You can decline an office nomination, but you can't decline the soap-sock beatings
  • The Chaplain finally returns . . . wearing someone else's robes and discusses another mid-week show
  • We have officially outlasted Glenn Beck!
  • Jason acquires a witness to support the mustard-arm-hair account
  • How the After Lodge podcast ended Freemasonry
  • We reminisce about the past 101 weeks
  • We thank Jazz, for doing Bruce's job
  • Thanks again to all who listen, contribute, love, hate, or otherwise acknowledge that we exist!
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