The After Lodge Podcast

Episode 105 - Canadian Tilers

  • Jason discovers Nipples' monitor lost in the Lodge 3-4 weeks after he is raised
  • Happy New Year! Another year to dash our hopes and dreams on the rocks
  • Fast and Furious teenagers are now on the run from Jason
  • Harlan and Bruce discuss alternative means of revenge on said teenagers
  • The Chaplain's internship is terminated
  • Why do you love the Craft?
  • Initiation fees . . . too high? Socialized fees in Canada!
  • Canadian polar bears tile their lodges
  • The Chaplain brings Mrs. Chaplain with an absence note - the crew asks how she does it
  • Christmas parties in January?
  • Should we host an After Lodge telethon? No.
  • Scheduling around younger members . . .the big secret - maybe you're not actually wanted
  • Our big take-off-work-all-day Tuesday Lodge event - scheduled for the benefit of young men
  • The Chaplain advocates his recruiting campaign for more senior members
  • Colonel Brian joins us to discuss the 2B1ASK1 campaign and skirting the law during the Jewish Sabbath
  • Harlan endorses Jason's joke ideas and shoots down the serious ones
  • Can communists be regular Freemasons? Long answer: probably not. Short answer: no.
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Episode 104 - After Christmas Fallout

  • Welcome to the After Christmas Podcast!
  • Harlan is having "Irish Twins" or Jewish twins . . . or something like that - he's pregnant (again)!
  • Jason offers parental advice on multiple children - he has two only children
  • /u/The_Past_Master meets Master Mason Nipples . . . on Facebook
  • Mytos kicks Harlan from the IRC channel
  • What's really going to kill Freemasonry: not declining membership, not admitting women, etc. It's Facebook!
  • Why we really need to stop trolling Apprentices and Fellows about stealing things
  • Jason Jr. delivers his best Christmas Gift ever
  • Zippo hand warmer for Jason, class action suit in the works
  • Producer Bruce's new computer saga continues
  • More hating on Best Buy
  • Star Wars nerding out
  • Why Jason celebrates Wookiee Life Day
  • How to explain the Freemasonry connection to Templarism, Illuminism, etc. in few words
  • Producer Bruce recites the scripts to Nicholas Cage movies
  • Making masons as a group project - why it's a terrible idea
  • Who is Jeff Peace?
  • Producer Bruce, our Senior Warden, unveils his "Master Plan" to keep purple people eaters away
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Episode 103 - Mensch On A Bench

  • Show of lies!
  • The Chaplain is already getting his After Lodge title
  • Chaplain Jr. is installed as new Master - judicious use of the gavel
  • An ash tray full of nails was shattered; but the lox was saved!
  • Jason spoils Jar Jar Binks' Sith appearance in the new Star Wars movie
  • Harlan's After Lodge Hanukkah gift is awesome!
  • How the Chaplain trolls his in-laws
  • Worshipless Producer Bruce builds his new P.C. - it doesn't work
  • Bruce kills Harlan's dream prank on Installation Night
  • Jason takes screenshots of draft Lodge minutes
  • Why you should specify "Masonic" when introducing widows
  • Jason is now allergic to just about everything - no joke
  • Freemasonry in the post-human era
  • Modernizing Freemasonry, not always a good idea
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Episode 102 - Show of Lies!

Episode 101 - The Big Reunion Show

  • It's a 100th episode reunion . . . on episode 101
  • Big Matt takes a seat at the table
  • Friend of the Show Jack brings treats - real Knickerbuddy bars! With free dues cards!
  • Half-Sack joins us, with a trailer of Corporate Companies
  • The crew helps Harlan get in the Christmas spirit - with Hanukkah gifts
  • Ass. Producer Marshall speaks the unspeakable to Jason
  • How to play with a Dreidel
  • Harlan dances for joy and nobody had a video
  • Canada Dry sends a congratulatory letter to the After Lodge Crew
  • The Chaplain shows up in a Santa Clause suit (really!!)
  • Truman shows up to share hugs and touches
  • R.W. Landscaper Josh departs and Friend of the Show Jack produces a taser
  • We offer a sincere apology to the M.W. Has-Been for his missing invite (It's all Worshipless Producer Bruce's fault)
  • Dad jokes!
  • We uncover our voice-mail box!
  • Deacon Doug re-visits to discuss Obama, Muslims, gun-control, and the poor plight of the white man in 'murca
  • You can decline an office nomination, but you can't decline the soap-sock beatings
  • The Chaplain finally returns . . . wearing someone else's robes and discusses another mid-week show
  • We have officially outlasted Glenn Beck!
  • Jason acquires a witness to support the mustard-arm-hair account
  • How the After Lodge podcast ended Freemasonry
  • We reminisce about the past 101 weeks
  • We thank Jazz, for doing Bruce's job
  • Thanks again to all who listen, contribute, love, hate, or otherwise acknowledge that we exist!
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Episode 100 - White Rock Quarry

Episode 99 - From the Archives: Earning Freemasonry

Episode 98.5 - Upcoming Niptials

  • The Chaplain wrangles Nipples, J.P.M., Most Worshipful Has-Been, and Brother^3 to do a mid-week show
  • Our best wishes to the Brethren of Washington with the "storm of the century"
  • How are other peoples weeks? Nipples asks the audience
  • The older brothers advise Nipples on how to propose to his girlfriend (during Thanksgiving dinner)
  • The Chaplain asks the J.P.M.: Why are you still here?!
  • Should you ever voluntarily receive a courtesy degree outside of your home Lodge?
  • Are intra-state jurisdictions outdated?
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Episode 98 - Equal Opportunity Offense

Episode 97 - Fraternal Disobedience

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