The After Lodge Podcast

Episode 118 - R.W. Grand Bedroom Inspector

  • Jason acknowledges that Producer Bruce looks more handsome every week
  • The Chaplain fills in for Harlan
  • Introducing: Jason's weekly Dan Carlin imitation segment
  • Why can't we ever get home from Lodge before the next day?
  • Lesson of the week: you're not that important . . . everyone can be replaced
  • Producer Bruce's week from hell
  • Candy crush vs Disney infinity
  • The Masons of Tennessee have made their decision regarding gay Brothers - reprisals for those who disagree
  • Those names don't fit, at least in Bruce's mind
  • What should we do?
  • Tony 2 for 2 with some good words
  • Harlan shows up in time to explain the Hebrew golem fable with Jason (and also cite The X Files)
  • Masonic Etiquette, and how Tony used it to be as rude as he could
  • Sacred rituals were lost on us last night . . . over an apron strap
  • Harlan shares (seriously) horrible tidings from the past two weeks
  • The closing music doesn't work until Jason is half-way home . . . so we closed with a song by a gay guy!
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Episode 117 - (Re-Release 3) What We Have Become

  • This is a re-release of Episode 3, the much requested "poop story" Warning: This show was made prior to Grand Lodge intervention and may contain language/themes not approved by R.W. Grand Censor Bob.
  • Producer Bruce spends our Dogecoins on a new microphone
  • Harlan and Bruce are not morning people (or is Jason just a grumpy old man?)
  • Harlan's Big Adventure
  • Listener feedback from Episodes 1-2
  • Voice voting for new candidates
  • Flo is hot!
  • An unexpected Third Degree almost-accident
  • Breaking story (or hoax) from Minnesota York Rite bodies
  • Is the Commandery of Knights Templar "masonic"?
  • Somehow we ended up talking about the Shrine
  • Someone's phone rings . . . Jason flips a table
  • Harlan's Car
  • The "leave of absence" . . . don't do it
  • Martinism?! Really?!
  • Traditional Observance elitism?
  • It's NOT Yiddish!
  • Liver cheese dinners
  • Harlan is exposed as a robot
  • Angry Fellow Craft on Reddit
  • How long is too long to wait for a degree?
  • Mid-show break at the end of the show . . . again
  • Harlan apologizes for yelling at Solfire about one day classes
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Episode 116 - Something in the Air

  • Something in the air is getting our Lodge . . . in an altered state
  • Rev. Chaplain rides a bicycle into the Lodge
  • Bruce's degree work was perfect (pretentious), just like Harlan
  • Knob & Tube wiring - it still exists!
  • How long before you should commit to a Masonic tattoo?
  • Producer Bruce pays his tattoo artist in cheeseburgers
  • More movie talk, and everything but Freemasonry
  • Harlan discusses Gary Johnson's campaign, the Libertarian Party convention, and riding the Trump train
  • The Grand Lodge of Wisconsin speaks up about TN/GA without speaking up
  • We decide to award almost perfect attendance with bicycle accessories
  • Good luck to those attending the Grand Lodge of Tajikistan this week!
  • We try to finish the show on time, Tony goes to an alternate dimension
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Episode 115 - Candlelight Savings Time

  • Harlan is procrastinating because he has to help Bro.^2
  • Jason denounces Benjamin Franklin for the evil big government mind control that is Daylight Savings Time
  • Happy Anniversary to Harlan. He slipped out for the Scottish Rite reunion
  • Jason passed up an interview for a high school custodian job
  • The Jason clan adopts a cat which picks fights with deer
  • Why hasn't Harlan watched the Making of a Murderer yet?!
  • We can't avoid discussing the mess between TN/GA and the rest of the Masonic world
  • If this isn't fixed quickly, we discuss the possibility of what would effectively become the "Confederate Grand Lodges of the USA"
  • Producer Bruce is well on his way to becoming a master appraiser
  • Masonic tattoos . . . which ones to avoid so your Brothers don't sand blast you
  • Lodge plans a shipping truck heist - for bicycles
  • Can you be mad at the police for doing their job?
  • Are Masons "Brothers for life"?
  • Pushing the bounds of propriety . . . again
  • Masonic rings - they are not legally recoverable from non-masons
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Episode 114 - Bro. Coke Guy IS Real

  • Bro. Coke Guy join us all the way from the crooked-letter state
  • The guys review the District Meeting outcome: No bi-cycles, no blankets, and no vets!!!
  • Bro. Chaplain, Jr. tells the District about our failures
  • Producer Bruce is popular with the Widows
  • We take a vote, the Chaplain and the Coke Guy are not the same person (slim majority)
  • Exchanging gifts with our visiting Brother
  • Georgia Past Master considering demitting
  • Mathematical proof of democracy producing the lowest common denominators
  • Should a Masonic Lodge be allowed to serve as a polling place?
  • Producer Bruce and the ever-growing Glenn Beck Whiteboard
  • Thanks again to Bro. Coke Guy for joining us all the way in AfterLodge Land
  • After the break - complete inappropriateness
  • R.W. Grand Censor Bob explains to Producer Bruce why he has no friends
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Episode 113 - Philandering Philanthropy

  • Scotty from the Block a.k.a. Brad re-joins us to make up for being wrong last week
  • Jason sets Amy loose on our Facebook page - she blew it up
  • X-Files, and spoilers for some popular movies
  • Harlan describes the "poison of philanthropy" to our identity
  • Somehow the Pontiff gets compared to Hitler?
  • What is "Masonic" charity, really?
  • Scotty/Brad/Block Boy gets the Harlan Seal of Approval
  • Secret signs, words, grips, etc. for After Lodge listeners
  • Producer Bruce is now The Appraiser's Apprentice
  • Jason confesses his beard-envy for Bruce
  • The crew discusses the recent statements from the Grand Master of Tajikistan regarding forbidden discussions
  • Who knew that the GM of Tajikistan had global jurisdiction?!
  • Incentives for recruiting new Masons
  • Why we shouldn't be trying harder to be in the public eye . . . it's a respectability thing
  • The Master's Book of Secrets
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Episode 112 - Bearded Dragon with False Teeth

  • Broadcasting fresh on the heels of the big Master Mason Degree
  • Grand Censor Bob knocks over the candelabra
  • We express our sympathy for our Floridian Brethren . . . because they live there
  • We do not "heart logistics"(tm)
  • Jason evicts Little Matt from the guest seat
  • Bambi, the two-hour old Master Mason recounts his wrongs
  • The Chaplain studies Brazilian wax jobs on the show
  • Our newly made Master Masons are advocates for the C.o.R.
  • Jason describes the Bearded Dragon with False Teeth - our new spirit animal
  • The Chaplain has developed a cough drop dependency
  • We attempt to actually eat a Nick-your-buddy bar
  • Harlan says something absolutely abhorrent, even for us... we had to beep it, just know he's the worst kind of person
  • Bro. Fitzy gives the Bearded Dragon a name
  • Scotty from the Block takes the hot seat. He joined through a fair booth (they do work!)
  • Titties and Beer . . . the Past Grand Has-been inquires about Masonic prohibition
  • We discuss Grand Masters' budgets
  • Social media and your Masonic profile - is it really yours?
  • Tempering the enthusiasm of the younger Masons with the wisdom of the elders
  • Why does everything smell like Mustard?! CHAPLAIN!!!!
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Episode 111 - Free the Monkeys!

Episode 110 - Jason's Odyssey

  • Tony doges service of process all week
  • Harlan discovers his unborn son is missing a penis - renames his home to "Harlan's Harem"
  • How long can a podcast run? Leo LaPorte has been at it for 16 years
  • Nick At Night mash-up
  • Freemasonry - watch the social media . . . unlike Josh
  • Producer Bruce purchases a tract of land on the moon
  • Jason tells the . . . longest . . . story . . . ever
  • Tony interrupts story time to discuss if time is linear
  • How often should a Lodge meet? Harlan gives the "approved solution"
  • We realize that the Chaplain wasn't here last week
  • Can I join? Can I join? Can I? Can I?!
  • Christianity and Freemasonry - why did the devil worshiping stereotype change? Was it us?
  • What would you do for a cheeseburger? Bruce meets some ladies to find out
  • /u/jynxbunny - sex and Freemasonry?
  • Jason explains why Mexican cartels are his personal boogeyman
  • Finally . . . after an entire day . . . we put an end to it
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Episode 109 - Zionist . . . Crusaders?

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